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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, Diane quickly agreed to marry him. But after a few months of married life, Jack's beautiful new wife ignored him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him, she'd be indifferent, or worse, murmured other men's names! When they went out, she ignored him, flirting with other men. Finally, he confronted her. "Diane, did you marry me because my grandfather left me ten million dollars?" "Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "it doesn't matter who left you the money!"
The stunning blonde went to her faculty advisor for some course problems, but seemed distracted. "Are you okay?" he asked her. "Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?" "Why yes, there is," he said with a smile as he headed for the couch, "I call it 'Good News'!"
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