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In honor of Daylight Savings Time, why not waste some of your extra hour of sunshine with some sight gags? Here are ten Who Needs A Truck gags:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A small man had the window seat on a plane when a huge, mean-looking hulk plopped down beside him. After they were airborne, the little guy got airsick but was afraid to wake the now-sleeping giant beside him and there was no way he could climb over him to get to the bathroom. When the plane hit an air pocket, the poor little guy erupted, hurling all over the big guy's chest. The big guy sniffed a few times, woke up, looked down, and saw vomit everywhere. The little guy beside him squeaked, "So? Now do you feel better?"
"Jim, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in a while?" "Huh?" replied Jim. Judy moaned, "Look around you. Your head is always buried in some book. You don't even know I'm alive!" Jim knew this wasn't going to end well and said, "I'm sorry." "You know," Judy continued, "sometimes I wish that I were a book. Then at least you'd look at me." Jim responded, "That's a good idea. Then, every few days, I could take you to the library and exchange you for something more interesting!"
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