Sunday, March 29, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] March 30, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

You've probably heard about Conficker; if not, Snopes has a page about it that presents it in a straightforward manner:
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/conficker.asp
The important thing is: get ready. Since no one knows exactly what this thing will do, take precaution: be sure you have a current backup.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What saved the programmer who was stuck in the shower? He finally ran out of shampoo!

At a Hollywood party a few years back, Bill Gates asked Hugh Grant for Divine Brown's phone number. Bill called and set up a 'date.' When they were finished, Bill collapsed in ecstasy, mumbling, "Now I know why you chose the name, 'Divine'!" She answered, "Thanks, Bill. And now I know why you chose the name 'Microsoft'!"


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