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What creative things could you do with sheep? What about sheep... covered with LED vests... at night... on a hill side... with shepherds and sheep dogs working them? Would you believe Pong? Fireworks? Art?
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It's tough being a parent; you have to field some difficult questions. My kids came back from visiting their grandmother and asked me, "Dad, does Nanna really have to die?" I told them, "Well, she did commit a capital crime!"
After a bitter winter, one shepherd confessed to another that he could hardly wait until it was time to shear the flock. The other shepherd nodded and said, "Yes. It will be great to sell their wool and spend the money on women, eh?" "That's not it," said the first shepherd, "I just can't wait to see them naked!"
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