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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The newly married couple was suffering from exhaustion. They asked their doctor for advice. "It's not unusual for newlyweds to overdo it at first. All you need is rest. For the next month, limit your sex life to those days of the week with an 'R': Thursday, Friday and Saturday." Since the end of the week was approaching the newlyweds had no immediate difficulty following the medico's orders. But on their first night of scheduled rest, the young bride was as eager as a beaver. Hubby fell asleep, but she tossed and turned until after midnight before she finally nudged her spouse awake. Confused, he asked, "What day is it?" With a gleam in her eyes, she answered, "Mondray!"
"Children, today's lesson is on sharing. No one has everything they want..." but just then, Little Johnny's hand jerked up into the air. "Teacher! Teacher!" he cried. "Yes, John. What is it?" Little Johnny proclaimed, "My family has everything." "John, don't be silly. Not even the richest man has everything." "We do. My Daddy said so last night." "Really, John? What exactly did he say?" "Last night my sixteen-year-old sister came home and told Daddy that her skinhead boyfriend had gotten her pregnant. And Dad said, 'Oh, God! That's all we need!' "
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