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Norton's new ad campaign features 80s metal band Dokken versus a raw chicken! What what happens when you click "Allow":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOsgqG5OOlM
and "Deny":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGMAgojGNRs
And then watch what happens when UFC fighter Kimbo Slice takes on a leaf-chewing caterpillar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRnPbSKUMEs
and when he's "Allow"-ed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_FWIbsHXE
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A college dean berated a veteran economics professor for using the same tests for his entire tenure. "Don't you realize that the students have shared these tests for decades? Your students know exactly what's on the test before they take it?" "That doesn't matter," replied the professor. "The subject is economics; every year, the answers are different!"
A policeman on his beat saw a little boy watching two men fighting and crying, "Daddy, Daddy!" The officer pulled the two men apart and asked the boy, "Son, which one is your father?" "I don't know," said the boy, rubbing the tears from his eyes. "That's what they're fighting about!"
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