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CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this wonderful blog post about a guy who waited years for a dinner reservation at the best restaurant in the world. It tells the story of how he flew to Spain, drove two hours, rented a hotel, took a 20-minute taxi through mountains, and paid a $1,000 per plate. Read, watch, and listen to a 30-course meal like none you've ever seen:
http://www.amateurgourmet.com/2009/08/dinner_at_el_bu.html
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When the company performed a password audit, they found a blonde using MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy as her password. When asked why she chose such a long password, she said, "They told me it had to be at least eight characters!"
A woman asked her plastic surgeon for bigger breasts. To help her figure out just how large, he gave her a special, inflatable bra. "Just flap your arms up and down to inflate it." That night, she went to a bar wearing her new bra. Spying an attractive man at the bar, she flapped her arms a few times as she walked over to him. He looked up and started flapping his legs. He said, "Looks like we have the same doctor!"
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