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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
On Little Johnny's first day of school, his class started with the pledge of allegiance. "Now put your right hand over your heart and repeat after me," started the teacher, when he noticed Little Johnny's hand was over his right butt cheek. "John, we cannot start until your hand is over your heart." Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart, teacher." After repeated requests, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?" "Because, every time I go to Grandma's, she picks me up, pats me there, and says, 'Bless your little heart.' And my Grandma wouldn't lie!"
A man drove up to the general store in a tiny dusty town that time forgot. He tried to make conversation with the little old man rocking on the store's front porch. "What do folks like to do around here?" The old man replied, "We mostly hunt 'n' f*¢k." Taken aback by this frankness, the man asked, "Uh, well, what do you hunt?" The old man replied, "Sumptin to f*¢k!"
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