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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When the waiter delivered a couple's meal at a Chinese restaurant, he also provided them with chopsticks. The wife made quite a show of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. She announced, "As an environmentalist, I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils." The waiter admired her chopsticks and said, "Very beautiful. Ivory, aren't they?"
A yellow toad asked his fairy godmother to make him brown like the other toads. "I'm tired of being so visible to predators." The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and Poof! he was brown, except for his package, which remained yellow. "Fairy godmother, wait! My package is still yellow!" The fairy godmother replied, "Sorry, I don't do packages. You'll have to see the Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanked her and hopped off on his way. An albino bear encountered the same fairy godmother. "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like you did that toad. No lady bear will hang with me because hunters can spot us a mile away." The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and Poof! he was brown, except for his package, which remained snow white. "Fairy godmother, wait! My package is still white!" The fairy godmother replied, "Sorry, I don't do packages. You'll have to see the Wizard of Oz for that." The disgruntled bear replied, "Well, dandy. How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz?" The fairy godmother replied, "That's easy: just follow the yellow dick toad!"
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