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Summer is definitely over in Seattle. I actually had to have the furnace repairman out. Grrrr. Maybe some sight gags would help?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Do you have trouble understanding Einstein's E=MC2 theory of relativity? Think of relativity like this: sit beside a beautiful naked woman for an hour and it only seems like a minute but sit on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour!
A suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to a beautiful young woman sitting alone and asked, "What can I get you, gorgeous?" She blushed and replied, "I'll have a big stiff one, please." He smiled and whispered in her ear, "Would that be before or after I get the drinks?"
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