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Last week's release of the Apple iPad inspired quite a collection of tweets about its (perhaps unfortunate) name. Here are a few that I thought were the funniest:
If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?
Does a Period Tracker app come free?
Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad. Don't use an iPad in front of your crush. (You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen!)
How soon will Apple release a companion pen, the iPon?
Did the prototype come with a belt?
But what if a cute boy sees me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me?
I prefer the CVS brand; a few bucks less and it does the same thing.
Does this mean iffy WiFi coverage will be called iSpotting?
Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?
Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and keep your Poise. It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.
I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month!
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