It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000
CyberJokester Fred Fulkerson reminded me to also plug Woot's other sites: Deals Woot, Shirt Woot, Wine Woot, and Kids Woot. They're all written in that same wonderful snarky style. Shirt Woot offers some seriously-weird, seriously-funny T-shirts for about $10. Check 'em all out. And just this afternoon, Woot got bought out by Amazon!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
Last night, my wife and I sorted out our wills and life insurance papers. Now it's just a waiting game.
Did you hear about the little Dutch boy who showed up at school with a black eye? The teacher asked him what happened and he replied, "I stuck my finger in the wrong dike!"
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