[cyberjoke3000] June 30, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My wife said, "It would be so romantic if, when I die, you bury me in my wedding dress." I told her, "You'd better catch some kind of 'wasting away' disease!"

A salesman was assigned a new route that meant, for the first time, he would visit Texas. Not realizing the great distances involved there, he didn't reach his first stop until quite late, so he decided to eat in his motel's restaurant. He ordered a small beer but the waitress brought him a huge mug. "Waitress, I ordered a small beer." She replied, "Hon, you're in Texas, now. In Texas, that is a small beer." For dinner he ordered a petite steak but the waitress delivered a slab of meat two inches thick and hanging off a platter. "Waitress, I ordered the petite stake." She replied, "Hon, you're in Texas, now. In Texas, that is the petite stake." Soon all that beer got to him, so he her for directions to the restroom. She told him, "Down the hall, third door on the right." He staggered down the hall, opened the third door on the left, and stumbled right into the motel's swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed, "Don't flush it!"

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