It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
Today is the longest day of the year so you've got plenty of time to waste on a few sight gags! And when better than June to celebrate the marriage of some ill-named couples?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Before speaking at an important convention, the CEO asked an employee named Jenkins to write him a short, punchy speech. After the event, Jenkins was ordered into his furious boss's office. "I told you I wanted a punchy speech," he barked. "Half my audience walked out before I finished." Jenkins was baffled. "That speech was twenty minutes, tops," he replied. "And, as you ordered, I gave you two extra copies."
No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate pen¡s that ejaculates money!
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