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Memo #1: "Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as 'Casual Day' so employees may express their diversity." Memo #2: "Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are inappropriate attire for Casual Day, as are string ties, rodeo belt buckles and moccasins." Memo #3: "Casual Day refers to dress, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember: Image is one key to our success!" Memo #4: "A seminar and fashion show on 'How to Dress for Casual Day' will be held today at 4 in the cafeteria. Attendance mandatory." Memo #5: "As a result of last week's seminar, the new 14-member Casual Day Task Force will prepare guidelines on proper dress." Memo #6: "The Casual Day Task Force has attached its 30-page manual, 'Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards' to this email. Review the chapter entitled 'You Are What You Wear' and consult the 'Home Casual Versus Business Casual' checklist before leaving home each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative." Memo #7: "Effective immediately, Casual Day has been discontinued because of lack of participation."
As the OB/GYN examined a patient, he said, "My, you have a big vagina! My, you have a big vagina!" She replied, "Maybe so, but you don't have to say it twice!" The doctor said, "I didn't!"
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