[cyberjoke3000] June 14, 2010

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Breaking News: The Gulf of Mexico oil spill crisis has finally ended. BP put a wedding ring on it and it immediately stopped putting out!

Talk in the faculty lounge turned to the close of the semester. "Professor Jenkins, did anything unusual happen in your math class this semester?" "Well, Professor Cardoza, I did have one odd incident. A girl named Brentwood came into my office wearing a low-cut blouse with no bra, high heels, and a short skirt. She said she'd do anything to pass my class. She was tempting, but I told her no and gave her the F she earned. How about English Lit?" "I, too, had a Miss Brentwood and she tried the same trick on me. I also gave her an F." "Shall we see if she tried it in all her classes?" asked Professor Jenkins. A few minutes later, he pulled up Miss Brentwood's file. "Interesting," he said. "She received an F in every class but one, where she got an A." "Whose class was that?" asked Jenkins. "Professor Hingman: Professional Ethics."

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