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A teacher, teaching her second graders logical thinking, set the scene. "A man, standing in a boat in the middle of a river, was fishing when he lost his balance, fell in, and started yelling for help. His wife heard the commotion and, knowing he can't swim, ran down to the bank. Now, children, why do you think she ran to the bank?" Little Johnny piped up, "To withdraw all his savings!"
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