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CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along this interesting four-page website showing the automotive work of Dean Weller.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
I was going to become a procrastinator, but I just never got around to it!
The health inspector entered a new restaurant and sat where he could watch the kitchen. When the waitress called out an order for a pizza, he saw the chef for the first time -- and he was shirtless. He grabbed some dough and flattened on his bare chest. Appalled, the inspector had barely started writing him up when an order came in for a hamburger. The cook grabbed some ground beef, stuck it under his arm, and pressed a perfect patty. Shocked, the health inspector summoned the manager and told him of the cook's deplorable behavior. The manager was nonplussed. "That's nothing," he said. "You should see him in the morning when he makes donuts!"
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