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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When I was a boy, Momma would send me to the corner store with a dollar and I'd come back with five pounds of potatoes, a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a pound of cheese, and a dozen eggs. You can't do that anymore; too damned many security cameras!
A blonde groupie took three football players back to her apartment after the game. As they were having a good time, she heard her husband arriving. "Quick! Hide!" she cried. The quarterback jumped in the closet. The tight end dived under the bed. But the tackle couldn't fit in either, so he lowered himself outside the window and hung on for dear life. "What's going on here?" yelled the husband as he looked under the bed. The naked tight end thought quickly and started twiddling with the bed frame. "Your wife hired me to repair the bed," he said. "It's all fixed now. That'll be $50." The husband looked suspicious but went to the closet to get some cash. When he opened the door, there stood the naked quarterback! Also thinking quickly, he said, "Your wife hired me to repair your closet. It's all fixed now. That'll be $100." Not wanting to miss out on free money, the tackle yelled through the open window, "Hey! What about me? I screwed her, too!"
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