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Today's CyberJoke 3000
You may be a redneck if you go to your family reunion looking for a date!
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Gimme a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz!" The bartender asked, "What's wrong with Schlitz?" The man replied, "I hate it. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew Chunks." The bartender said, "Hey, man, you drink a case of any beer and you'll blow chunks." The man replied, "You don't understand -- Chunks is my dog!"
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