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What's the number one Scottish spectator sport? Watching someone else buy a round!
Redneck Pick-Up Lines: "Are your parents retarded, 'cuz you're sure special." "My love for you is like diarrhea: I can't hold it in." "Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them." "You may not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away." "Your eyes are bluer 'an window cleaner." "Did you fart, 'cause you blew me away." "Your face reminds me of a wrench: every time I see it, my nuts tighten!"
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