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Plastic comes from oil, so why not turn it back into oil to be used again? This Japanese inventor has done just that...with a machine small enough to fit on a desktop!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
In democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your Count votes.
Signs You're Growing Old: You realize your parents were right about almost everything. The bag boy offers to carry your groceries, even though you were in the "10 Items or Less" lane. You no longer support your children; now you support your parents. You discuss the weather. You remember your kids' names, just not always the right one. You worry about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the street on trash night. Your high school yearbook has mold. You buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams believing they'll work. You own Bermuda shorts. You recognize Led Zeppelin songs ...in an elevator. You've been asked to never wear your Speedo to the beach again. You recall at least three opportunities "to buy every Disney Animated Classic for the last time in a generation." Wal-Mart and Target share your fashion sense. You remember Earth shoes. You think your head will explode if you hear Stairway to Heaven once more. Your weightlifting program has no effect on your muscles, but is bulking up the veins on the back of your hands. On Saturday night, when your wife mentions "hot oil, a little friction and squealing," you respond, "I'll take the car in first thing Monday."
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