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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man bought a dog from his friend, a blacksmith. The first thing it did was to make a bolt for the door!
Father Guido was a devout and pure man. When he finally appeared at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him, "Hello, Father Guido. We've been expecting you. Welcome to Heaven! Because you were such a holy man, I'll grant you a wish." Guido immediately replied, "Well, I have always wanted to meet the Virgin Mother." Saint Peter took him to Virgin Mary, where Father Guido said, "Mother, I have always been a great admirer of yours. I have studied everything I could about you. I followed your life as best I could. Yet I've always wondered: every painting of you shows you with a slightly sad look. What was it that made you sad?" She replied, "Honestly? I was hoping for a girl."
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