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CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this wedding video unlike any you've ever seen. Posted just a week ago, Vanessa's Wedding Surprise has already garnered 3/4-million views. I bet you'll forward this one!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why Fishing is Better Than Sex: If you go fishing and catch something, that's good; if you make love and catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen. Fish don't want to know how many fish you've caught in the past. Fishermen lie about the one that got away; lovers lie about the one they caught. If you catch and release a fish, you don't have to promise to remain friends afterwards. You don't have to change your line to keep catching fish. You can catch a fish on a 20¢ worm; to catch a woman, it takes at least dinner and a show. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep while fishing.
"So, Neville, it appears you've stolen my mistress." "That it would, Percy, that it would." "Hmph. I suppose you feel a bit like one 'partaking of used goods,' eh, Nevilee?" "Oh, no, Percy. Once I delved past the used portions, I found her company perfectly enjoyable!"
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