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88 years ago the man who invented the paper clip machine had another idea: could old newspapers be used in construction? Here's the answer:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say "bought," but actually I swiped it off some short fat kid.
A blind man was traveling in a private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot or the co-pilot. He found the radio. "Help! Help!" The tower responded, "What's the problem?" The blind man yelled, "Help me! I'm blind, my pilot is dead, my co-pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower asked, "Oh, really? And how do you know you're flying upside down?" The blind man replied, "Because the sh¡t is running down my back!"
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