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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Rob came home to find his young blonde bride sobbing. "Oh, honey," she said. "I'm so sorry. I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your pants." "Forget about it," Rob said, comforting her. "Remember? That suit came with two pairs of pants." "It's a good thing it did," she said, drying her eyes. "I used that second pair to patch the hole!"
What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
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