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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The young man was taking a long time to place his order at the flower shop. He explained to the clerk that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he couldn't decide whether to give her a dozen roses or 19 roses, one for each year of her life. The clerk smiled and advised, "Remember: she may be a 19-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your 50-year-old wife." He went with the dozen roses!
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