[cyberjoke3000] November 1, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Robert A. Heinlein said, "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

A guy saved his money all week so he could take his blind date out to a nice restaurant. She proceeded to order the most expensive items on the menu: Champagne, shrimp cocktail, lobster.... Finally, he asked, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?" She replied with a smile, "No, but then my mother's not expecting a blow job later." He said, "Enjoy!"

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