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CyberJokester Petrucio sends along this interesting infographic which proves that, while the father-son balloon team I mentioned a few days ago did achieve incredible heights for a home-made rig, it got less than a third of the way to space. Spend a few minutes here and I bet you'll learn something!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Paddy was passing by Mick's hay shed when he noticed Mick dancing a slow, sensual striptease before an old Massey-Ferguson tractor. Buttocks clenched, he did a slow pirouette, gently sliding along the right wheel well and then the left, hunching his shoulders, letting his suspenders slip from his shoulders. He then ripped open his plaid shirt and tossed it onto a pile of hay. "Jeezus, Mick!" yelled Paddy. "What're ya doin'?' "Oh, hey, Paddy. Ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," said the obviously embarrassed Mick. "Ya see, me and the missus been having a little trouble lately in the ol' bedroom department and the doctor suggested I do something sexy to a tractor!"
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