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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
As I backed out with my van full of Boy Scouts for a three-day camping trip, I noticed a pair of hiking boots on the front porch, so I stopped, retrieved them, and threw them in back with all the other gear. An hour later, my cell phone rang; it was my wife. "Honey, do you know anything about the plumber's boots he left on our front porch?"
A man, traveling across the barren desert, longed for sex. With no women near, he tried his camel, but whenever he got into position, the camel ran off. Finally, he caught it, got back on and rode farther. Soon he again felt the same urge for sex. But again, the camel ran away. Finally, after many frustrated days, he came to a highway where three buxom blondes sat in a broken-down car. "Ladies, do you need help?" he asked. The hottest girl responded, "We sure do! If you can fix our car, we'll do anything you ask in payment!" Luckily, he knew a lot about cars and easily repaired theirs. When he was done, the girls giggled, "So? How can we repay you?" He replied, "Would you mind holding my camel?"
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