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Top Gear's James May goes for a little ride with drift-driving legend Ken Block on a quiet little California airfield. Quiet until they start, that is! They're joined by dirt-bike champion Ricky Carmichael for an amazing show of driving and riding skills.
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Today's Self-improvement Lesson: In promulgating your esoteric cogitation or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descanting and unpremeditated expatiation have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity. In short: "Be brief and don't use big words."
What are the two most common Polish lies? "The check is in your mouth" and "No, I won't come in the mail!"
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