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What will like be like far in the future, say, oh, way off in 1975? Here's a look back at past future predictions:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Women's Words to Live By: "Aspire to be Barbie; that bitch has everything." "If the shoe fits, buy them in every color." "Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila." "Try the 30-day diet; I'm on it and so far I've lost ten days." "Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS; this is just your personality." "Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself." "Don't get your panties in a bunch; it makes you walk funny." "When life gives you lemons... buy Coronas." "The perfect man? He's living in
Due to inflation, the sexual position known as 69 will now be known as 96. It seems the cost of eating out has gone up!
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