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CyberJokester Barbara Horn sends along this warning about "bottle bombs," innocent looking soda bottles filled with Drano, water and aluminum foil that pack quite a wallop...but not until you touch them, mixing the ingredients together. Read about it here:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Mrs. Applebee posed a math question to her sixth-graders. "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars, one-fifth to his wife, one-fifth to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. What does each get?" Little Johnny's hand popped up instantly. "A lawyer!"
A devout Catholic lady was running late to church when she slipped on the church steps and took a tumble. Dazed, she glanced up and saw a man looking down at her. "Are you okay?" he asked. "Yes, but is Mass out?" she asked. "No, ma'am," he replied, "but your hat's crooked!"
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