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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
You do not need a parachute to skydive; you only need a parachute to skydive twice!
A man passed a homeless guy who was crying. "What's wrong, buddy?" he asked. The homeless man replied, "I just did a terrible thing. A few hours ago, I sold my wife to a guy for a bottle of Mad Dog." "That's awful. And now that she's gone, you want her back, right?" "Right!" said the drunk, still crying. "You're sorry you sold her, because you now realize you love her, right?" The drunk slurred, "Ah, no. Because now I'm thirsty again!"
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