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CyberJokester Jamin Kalita sends along this wonderful site that, when you're a little short of Amazon's $25 free shipping mark, you tell it how much you're short and it generates a list of the cheapest items to get you to free shipping. Brilliant. I wish I had known about this before the Christmas shopping season!
http://www.filleritem.com
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
Paddy took his goldfish to the veterinarian. "I think it's got epilepsy," he said. The vet looked at it and said, "It seems okay to me." Paddy said, "Wait till I take it out of the bowl!"
A guy walked into a doctor's office for an appointment. "And what is your problem?" asked the pretty receptionist. "It's embarrassing," the guy stammered. "I'm suffering from a large, constant erection." "Well, the doctor's schedule is full today, but maybe I can squeeze you in!"
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