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CyberJokester Matt Flinton sends along this fond remembrance of Leslie Nielson, who passed earlier this week. Here are many of his classic lines from his films. Just try to read these without smiling... and seeing his face delivering them!
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A redneck heard about flu shots and decided to get himself one. He asked his redneck buddy, "Where do ya get them flu shots, Lester?" Lester said, "Right here, Bubba," and pointed to his butt!
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