Thursday, December 16, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] December 17, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs tells me that yesterday's video about the RFID credit card thieves is not as worrisome as it first appeared. The cards do not transmit that 3-digit security code on the back of your card, nor your PIN. And, if you have more than one RFID card in your wallet, the reader gets garbage because of multiple cards responding at the same time. So my plan now is: 2+ cards or nothing! And, of course, Snopes has a clear-headed look at the topic:
http://www.snopes.com/fraud/identity/pickpocket.asp

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A bank is a place that will lend you money ...but only if you can prove you don't need it.

The minister of a small rural church could barely finish his sermon due to the exposed cleavage of a young lady in the front row. After the service, he asked to speak to her alone. "Miss, you shouldn't come to church dressed like that." "Why not, reverend?" she replied. "My boyfriends say they hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts." After confirming that they were indeed alone, he placed his head there himself. Moments later, he raised his head. "I hear no angels!" She replied, "Of course not. You're not plugged in yet!"


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