It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000
CyberJokester and model railroad buddy Doug Bulger sent along the news that the Western Hemisphere had a rare total lunar eclipse ...and on the winter solstice. Yes, right now as I send this, the moon is nearing totality. I'm awake. Hope you are, too!
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CyberJokester and World's Greatest Daughter, Megan Hughes, sends along these Awkward Pregnancy Photos. Documenting a new life is a beautiful thing--unless you have no sense of style or taste.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
My racing snail stopped winning races, so I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work. If anything, it made him more sluggish!
Why do blondes put perfume on their ankles? Because they end up behind their ears anyway!
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