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http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=2651
I apologize for the dead links to the four songs I sent out on Christmas. A while back I had a problem with other websites posting links to my videos so I had to pay for their bandwidth, so I prevented any request from outside my domain from accessing them. I didn't notice that I also blocked the audio files. I removed it so those links should now be good. I know it's late, but if you want to hear them, they're here:
Vocal:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audio/O Holy Night.mp3 http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audio/JackSheldon,It'sAJazzMusician'sChristmas.mp3
Instrumental:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audio/Sleigh Rough Ride by Jeff Steinberg.mp3 http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audio/OhComeAllYeScreechers.mp3
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The new young prisoner sat down on his bunk, facing an experienced old-timer. The old-timer asked, "What are you in for?" The newbie said, "For years, I lived the life of Riley; wintered on the
A young lady went to a dance in a low-cut strapless gown, with a small golden airplane on a long chain around her neck. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her. Embarrassed, she held up the plane and said, "Oh, do you like my airplane?" He smiled mischievously. "No, I was just admiring its landing field!"
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