[cyberjoke3000] December 31, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Happy New Year!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Jay Leno says: There are now more overweight Americans than average-weight, which makes overweight people average. That means you've already met your New Year's resolution!

A flea went to a travel agent. "I've got a week off; where could I go?" The agent said, "Well, what do you like?" The flea responded, "Me? I'm a flea. I love heat. Rain forest. Beach. Lie out in the sun. Kick back." "How about a week inside Ringo Starr's hair in Nice, in the south of France?" "Sounds great." So he goes there, but within four days is back in the travel agent's office. "What's wrong? You're back early." "It was terrible. Ringo never left the room. He doesn't lie out in the sun. He's always inside, playing drums, shaking his head. I got a migraine! I just want to be outside, sunning myself, relaxing. Don't you have something a little more elegant?" "How about a week in Monte Carlo in Omar Sharif's mustache? He's a classy guy." "Hey. Now you're talking!" So the agent booked him for a week in Omar Sharif's mustache. But in another four days, the flea was back, complaining, "It was horrible. Omar never leaves the casino. He smokes cigars. I couldn't breathe. No way. Terrible. Please! I just want to lie out in the sun, relaxing." So the agent checked his computer. "You're in luck. We've just had a cancellation. I can give you a week in Cannes in Bridget Bardot's muff." "Deal!" The flea went on his vacation, but again, he was back in a few days. The travel agent was shocked. "What? I can't believe it? You're back early? You didn't like that holiday?" "Like it? I loved it! She lies out by the pool all day like a sun goddess, listening to classical music, reading books. I was in her muff, all warm and cozy and dry. It was nirvana. I wanted it to last forever!" "Then why are you back early?" The flea replied, "Don't ask me! All I know is: after three days, I was back in Omar Sharif's mustache!"

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