It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000
It was a tough week last week; I've moved to new computers before, but always with the old one open right beside the new one so I could adjust the thousands of settings I've learned to live with over the years. This time, with the old hard drive gone, I've had to do it all from memory. At least I had current backups. I lost no data, but installing all the programs made me realize just how many programs I rely upon each week. I'm up to 75, which I calculate is about halfway. But I'll get there. This week we can all use some fresh sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
I no longer see my wife and kids and it's all because of gambling. I won the lottery and moved to the Caribbean!
How is Charlie Sheen like Bruce Willis? Both were big in the 80s and both of their old slots are being filled by Ashton Kutcher
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