[cyberjoke3000] October 18, 2011

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I'm so proud to announce that yesterday afternoon, our daughter gave birth to our first grandson: Fig Owen Hughes. Mother, father, big sister and baby are all doing great. What a joyous day for us!

 

CyberJokester Chip Larouche sends along this amazing video made while Yu Muroga was making deliveries during Japan's March earthquake. Like many, he was unaware of the oncoming tsunami. The HD camera on his dashboard captured the earthquake and the subsequent tsunami.  He escaped seconds before his van was crushed by debris and sank. The camera was heavily damaged but a video expert was able to retrieve this footage.
http://fragg.me/video/japan-tsunami-inside-car 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Doc, I'm just too tired to help out around the house like I used to before I retired." The doctor examined him, but found nothing wrong. When the examination was complete, the man said, "Doc, I can take it. Just tell me in plain English what's wrong with me." The doctor replied, "Well, in plain English: you're lazy." The man looked worried. "Okay. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife!"

A drunk stumbled over to an unescorted female. "Hey, baby, how about it? You and me?" She stood up to move. He said, louder, "Honey, you look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra ten dollars." She replied even louder, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?" 

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