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Bob's pit bull, Mace, had a bad habit of eating grass, so he mostly kept the animal inside. One day while Bob worked on his car, he lost a wrench in the lawn. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate a lot of grass, revealing Bob's wrench. When Bob realized what had happened, he proclaimed to heaven, "A grazing Mace... how sweet the hound... that saved a wrench for me!"
I sat my son down, opened my laptop, and said, "Son, it's time we had a talk about pornography." He looked worried. "What about it?" he asked. I responded, "How do I get past these filters without your mom knowing?"
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