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CyberJokester Daniel Slabicki passes along another good browser and Windows tip: when using the tab key to move between fields while filling out a form, what do you do when you tab to a check box? Easy; press the spacebar to tick (and untick) it. And if you tab to a radio button, you can use the arrow keys to select the option you want.
I want to thank the many CyberJokesters who wrote me about the Leisure Suit Larry news. I truly appreciate it! While I won't be able to respond individually (there were just too many), I assure you that I will read every email! As soon as things calm down around here, I intend to update my website to share the news. Thanks again!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I found a paramedic crouching over my wife. "Get your lips off her," I snapped, pulling him away. "But, sir: I'm not kissing her!" he pleaded, "she's stopped breathing." I said, "Must I repeat myself?"
Father Larry was hearing confessions when he really had to go to the bathroom. He called to Jim the janitor and asked him to take over for him. Jim said, "But I don't know what to do." Father Larry said, "Don't worry. If somebody comes in, just look up the punishment in that book on the table." Jim agreed. Sure enough, soon a sinner entered. "Father, I have sinned. I cursed my mother." Jim thumbed through the book, found the correct entry, and ordered, "Say two Hail Marys. You are forgiven." A second sinner entered. "Father, I have sinned. I cheated on a test." Jim looked in the book and pronounced, "Say three Our Fathers. You are forgiven." The third sinner entered. "Father, I have sinned. I had anal sex." Jim looked in the book for anal sex, but found nothing. He leaned out and saw Little Johnny lighting candles. "Hey, Little Johnny," he whispered. "What does Father Larry give for anal sex?" Little Johnny replied, "Usually two Snickers and a Coke!"
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