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Rita Rudner says: "Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have both experienced pain and bought jewelry!"
A man entered a Wal-Mart. The greeter said to him, "Automotive, aisle 15." The man asked, "How did you know I came to buy oil?" The greeter replied, "That's my job." Another man entered and the greeter said, "Sporting goods, aisle 28." "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?" "That's my job." A woman walked in and the greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5." The woman said, "What? No. I'm here for hemorrhoid cream." The greeter said, "Damn. Missed it by that much!"
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