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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Comedian Joe Wong says: "I read that kids today can't read an analog watch, only the digital kind. How are they going to report the location of hot chicks? 'Hot chick at 3 o'clock!' 'Man, I can't stay that long'!"
A man told his therapist, "Doc, you've gotta help me." "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I have no luck with women. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." "Your problem is not serious. You just need to increase your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up, run to the bathroom mirror, and say to yourself, 'I'm a good person, a fun person, an attractive person.' Say it with conviction and, within a month, you'll have women all over you." The man left excited, but returned a month later downtrodden. "Did you follow my advice?" asked the doctor. He replied, "Oh, your advice worked perfectly. For the past two weeks, I've had women all over me. I've had great sex with a different woman every night!" "So, what's the problem?" "Oh, I don't have a problem... my wife does!"
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