[cyberjoke3000] October 20, 2011

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

A hundred years ago the Conn musical instrument company opened a new factory in Elkhart, Indiana, to replace one that burned down. While of special interest to me as a musician and former band director, this webpage will show you just how much "state of the art" factories have changed in a century. I love the line on the first photo, "No boys or girls are employed."
http://www.oberloh.com/gallery/Connfactoryimages.htm

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A farmhand, out checking fences, radioed his boss. "Bob, I gotta problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling; what should I do?" "There's a shotgun in the back of your truck. Shoot the pig in the head. When it stops wriggling, pull it out and throw it in a bush." "Okay." Ten minutes later, he radioed again. "Bob, I did what you said, but...." "Now what?" "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"

Two buddies got divorced at about the same time, decided to move to Alaska, and swore they'd never have anything to do with women again. When they got as far north as they could go, they went into a trading post and asked for enough supplies to last two men a year. The trader got a pile of gear together and then handed each man a board with a hole in it surrounded by fur. "What in the hell is that?" they asked. The trader said, "Well, boys, where you're going, there are no women. You're gonna need these." "No way. We've sworn off women for life." The trader said, "Well, take the boards with my compliments and I'll see you in a year." They left. A year later, only one guy returned to the store. The trader asked, "What happened your partner?" "I killed him," replied the guy, calmly. The shocked trader asked, "What?! Why?" "I caught him in bed with my board!" 

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