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Some men remain single and make wonders happen. Some men have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The others get married and wonder what happened!
"Well, Jim, I can find nothing physically wrong with you," said the doctor after a complete check-up. "We've been friends for years, so I'm just going to ask you straight out: is there something else wrong?" "Well, Doc, the truth is: I just can't stand my wife. She's made my life unbearable. I fantasize all the time about killing her. Isn't there some kind of poison you could give me so I can end my grief?" "Jim, not only is that illegal, it violates my Hippocratic oath. Besides, you'd get life in prison. But how about this: take this powerful aphrodisiac, slip it in her coffee, and then you can 'love her to death.' No jury in the world will convict you for loving your wife too much. She won't last a month." "Oh, thank you, Doctor!" Jim went home and, every morning, slipped the elixir in her coffee. Weeks passed without the doctor hearing from Jim, so he stopped by Jim's house after office hours. He found Jim sitting on the deck, shivering in a blanket, even though it was a warm day. His face was gaunt and pale, he'd lost weight -- he looked terrible. "Jim? What happened?" "Doc, I followed your advice to the letter. My wife and I made love like crazed rabbits, all day and all night." As Jim paused to cough, his wife bopped out back door, slim and trim in her tennis whites. With a smile, she said she was off for a few sets of tennis. As she leaped into her new sports car, her husband wheezed and said, "Look at that dumb bitch. If she only knew she has just a week to live!"
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