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The real estate agent decided to be totally honest with a prospective home buyer. "This property has both good and bad points. There's a Standard Oil refinery just to the west. The city's sewage treatment lagoon is just to the north. There's a cattle feedlot to the south. And a chemical fertilizer plant is just to the east." "That's horrible," said his client. "What could possible be its good points?" "You always know which way the wind is blowing!"
"Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?" "Well, I'm confident that you're my son. Your friend, Billy, is also my son, but that's confidential!"
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