Monday, October 29, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] October 30, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Here’s hoping that you and your loved ones remain unaffected by Hurricane Sandy or, if you are, that you get back to normal soon!

If you're like me, you search the web often, so why not do it efficiently? I think I know a lot about searching, but I learned quite a bit from this NYTimes article:

http://nyti.ms/QYBU1r

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A woman texted, "My love, if you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're smiling, send me your smile. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!" He texted back, "I'm on the toilet. What should I send?"

 

Marry the right woman and you are complete. Marry the wrong woman and you are finished. But let the right woman catch you with the wrong woman and you are completely finished! 


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